My dad, uncle Tim, uncle Jeff, uncle Ron, cousin Tom, pharmacology professor, sister’s boss, dead grandfather, friend Alan, friend Ryan, friend Chris, other friend Chris, unknown name friend who works at the coffee shop, abstract algebra TA, co-worker Daniel, and neighbor Mark look like Hitler.
Fuck woof I had a dream I was at a poultry farm and there was this big crowd gathered around this burly farm man cutting off chicken’s heads and for some reason my family wanted to put our dog to sleep so they gave him the dog and he tried to cut his head off but he fucked up big time mister. Our dog was still half alive and then we went to get food at Denny’s or something and I was petting our dog and just waiting for him to die at Denny’s like an old waitress with a Tom Waits voice. I am now awake and sitting next to my dog and he is not at all dead (I am psyched). I even took a picture of him being not dead:
As you can see, he is not dead. It was just a dream
Plead insanity even in the absence of crime
Face to Face by Heiko Müller on Flickr.
(Source: sowbelly, via rapefantasies)
I dreamt my soul saved my body from drowning, I dreamt I was preparing for the apocalypse, I dreamt I sat in a ruined city overgrown with flowers and drank champagne and ate white cake, I dreamt I believed in God.
Each of these dreams has ended the same way: I wake up (in the dream) and describe the dream to someone I know. Every night I go to sleep to terror and elation. Strangest of internal vibrations.
(Source: smokeandbone13)
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Barky and Smiley in an extremely pointless episode of Who Gonna Get It
Inside The Nature
Much like MLK I too had a dream
two guys were locked in a home depot and had to murder each other with home depot things
